Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Dog Has Dark Spots On Belly That Are Pealing

to drive him crazy !!!!.....

Ppfffffff ... .. the truth is that this Internet is sometimes a fiasco!
How shatters our illusions and dreams of originality!
When you think you have finally come up with something "different", you type the subject in google and .... bang! Another 1,500 Internet users already have been ahead! ....

The is that I wanted to post to give a couple of laps to those inexplicable things that make you eat the head again and again. I think the top, then below .... Huummmm .... Maybe for a clearer display side ??... to finish parking the issue for lack of some fair light.

are questions that fall within the Metaphysics, type:
Animals Are zebras black with white stripes or white with black stripes?
Or that big question that lingers over time:
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
So
we will focus on this last question, and considering others before us have thought for, we summarize the explanations that have been given in this regard. Be amazed:


SCIENTIFIC THEORIES

1) THE EGG. genetic theory: The genetic material is not changed during the life of the animal, so the first bird in the course of evolution became what we now call a chicken first existed as an embryo inside an egg.

2) THE EGG. Theory of "Pregallina" : The first living thing that can safely be eligible member of that species is the first egg.

3) HEN. logical theory: It is a chicken egg if its interior is a chicken. If a kangaroo put an egg, and he come out an ostrich, ostrich egg would not babysitting.


THEORY OF A FOOT Spaniard

4) THE EGG. Theory of incubation : No doubt it was the egg first, as well as God used Adam's rib to create Eve, realizing that it would to feed an egg stripped Adam. As he would not eat it, then took the egg (testicle) that had been removed and he sat on it for several days, which resulted in (of course) a chicken, as it is in the testes which holds the cowardice of men (see the expression: "No eggs!").

5) HEN. Theory of divine hunger : It was a hen because God struck him first a chicken broth fried eggs !!!!!

6) EL GALLO (?) And egg. Theory of obstinacy : In the beginning of time, God saw that man needed a mate and slept to get a rib and a woman do it. But the rooster was present at the time and said: "If the rib of man born women born from my eggs Chicken"

7) THE EGG. Evolutionary Theory: The predecessor of the chicken, which was not, but call it "Gallinosaurus Rex" laid an egg (as it was the family of the oviparous). And that egg was the result of an adaptation and evolved, resulting in a chicken.

8) THE EGG. mutation theory : I think the egg was first. An animal similar to the hen laid an egg out, say faulty, meaning that mutated, and he left the chicken.

9) HEN. protest Theory: Following the theory of creationism in the church, as God created man, also create the hen. And Darwin's theory of evolution as the same thing: the chicken before the egg. But then .... What about the rooster??

10) HEN. extraterrestrial theory: The first thing that must have is a chicken and an egg hatched (heated under the hen) chicken can not reach. But that first chicken had two options, appear out of thin air or be put here on earth. Maybe one alien is left confused here what he called his dog or pet, which proved to be a chicken for us. But the chicken or the alien was pregnant and had to let a rooster. So before the chicken and the egg had to be a rooster. If the chicken came pregnant or impregnated, had to take a couple of chickens, rooster and hen. That is, put two eggs and get anyone to eat them. Unless the first chicken was hermaphrodite and could impregnate herself with what would be rooster chicken at a time .... (We're getting to a conclusion if I start to feel dizzy because that is the part that where it came from the first egg they had to do another chicken hermaphrodite at least) ... .. An egg is not no chicken and a chicken egg is not without aaaaaaaarrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhh !!!!!!! ... ... ..


Now, okay ..... by a landslide is clear that the egg was before the chicken. Great! Peer ... ... what came first, the bug that laid the egg then the chicken came or the egg of the bug that laid the egg then the chicken came ?, Because we ... I think not the egg to evolve in a volcanic rock! Something had to put it before, so .... return to the same point and we remain as we were!

Moral: Do not ask questions like this if you do not want to end up as Majara as theorists up there ....

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